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Movie: Wagons East(1994)


Ben Wheeler:
We can't go East.


Phil Taylor:
Why not?

Ben Wheeler:
Because!

Phil Taylor:
Why?

Zeke:
Because it's against "The Code."

Phil Taylor:
It's against what code?

Ben Wheeler:
You know very well what code. The Code... of the West.

Phil Taylor:
Oh, the Code of the West. Isn't that the same code that says, ah...

Ben Wheeler:
"The only good Indian is a dead Indian."

Phil Taylor:
And "Die with your boots on." Wait, wait a minute, I got another one for you - "If someone steals your horse, you hang him." That's some code. Hey, this is quite a code! Let's just stay here! What a code.


Julian Rogers:
It's not a very enlightened ideology.



Movie: Undertow(2004)


Tim Munn:
Knock-knock.


Chris Munn:
Who's there?

Tim Munn:
Interrupting Cow.

Chris Munn:
Interrup---

Tim Munn:
Mooooo!



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Charlie Kaufman:
There was this time in high school. I was watching you out the library window. You were talking to Sarah Marsh.

Donald Kaufman:
Oh, God. I was so in love with her.

Charlie Kaufman:
I know. And you were flirting with her. And she was really sweet to you.

Donald Kaufman:
I remember that.

Charlie Kaufman:
Then, when you walked away, she started making fun of you with Kim Canetti. It was like they were making fun of *me*. You didn't know at all. You seemed so happy.

Donald Kaufman:
I knew. I heard them.

Charlie Kaufman:
How come you looked so happy?

Donald Kaufman:
I loved Sarah, Charles. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn't have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want.


Charlie Kaufman:
She thought you were pathetic.

Donald Kaufman:
That was her business, not mine. You are what you love, not what loves you. That's what I decided a long time ago.

Donald Kaufman:
Whats up?

Charlie Kaufman:
Thank you.

Donald Kaufman:
For what?



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Logan:
The whole world's going to hell, you gonna just sit there?



Movie: Abraham Lincoln's Cooper Union Address (TV)(2004)


[historical quote]

Himself - as Abraham Lincoln:
Neither let us be slandered from our duty by false accusations against us, nor frightened from it by menaces of destruction to the government nor of dungeons to ourselves. Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.





Movie: O Lucky Man!(1973)


Michael Arnold Travis:
Yes, but what's gonna happen to *me*? Will I come out the same as I went in?

Professor Millar:
Not the same: better.






Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
I know, you saw this man disappear into thin air. Do you always see things?


Lou Francis:
Only when my eyes are open.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
Did you ever see somebody disappear before?

Lou Francis:
Yes sir, I have.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
This may explain it, seeing things. When did this happen?

Lou Francis:
One day me and my brother were walking down the street... my brother disappeared.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
Into thin air?

Lou Francis:
No, into a man hole.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
How about voices? Do you ever hear strange voices?

Lou Francis:
Yes sir.


Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist:
Aha, and when do you hear these strange voices?

Lou Francis:
When I get the wrong number on the telephone.







Movie: Bad Boy(2002)


Angel:
I hope you fuck as good as you sound.



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“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:05:00 +0000
Lois Einhorn:
after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers] Shoot him! Shoot him!

Emilio:
offscreen] Hold your fire!

walks in with Melissa, gun to his head]

Emilio:
Don’t shoot!

Melissa:
Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!

cocks revolver]

Emilio:
She’s not joking!

Lois Einhorn:
ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill ...]

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Movie: Dark Harbor(1998)


Alexis:
Did you remember to bring a camera?

David:
I don't know. Did I?

Alexis:
I don't think so.

David:
You're right, I didn't.







Movie: Old School(2003)


Frank:
Jerry, are you a statistics major or something?

Jerry:
Actually I am. Minoring in Hebrew science.

Frank:
Well, I didn't know that. Because you didn't tell me. Now I look like a jackass.





Movie: Adiós Amigo(1976)


Bandit:
Your last wish, señor?

Big Ben:
Not to be here!



Movie: Madame Bovary(1949)


Lheureux:
I am in the business of making money, I leave the matter of morals to the priests and the philosophers.



Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)


Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
We sunk a truck! Let's get the hell out of here!




Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Eric Lensherr:
Did you think you were the only one of your kind, young lady?

Prof. Charles Xavier:
We're mutants, Jean. We're like you.

Young Jean Grey:
Really? I doubt that.



[everything behind her begins to levitate]

Eric Lensherr:
Oh, Charles, I like this one.



Movie: The Dangerous(1994)


Tito:
I want them cut to pieces.




Movie: Bacall on Bogart (TV)(1988)


Lauren Bacall:
As a result of Casablanca, Jack Warner made the brilliant discovery that Bogey had sex appeal ... As you might imagine, Bogey thought that was pretty funny. He said, "I'm the same man I have always been. Jack doesn't realize that if Bergman looks at any man with love in her eyes, he must have sex appeal."




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Column: Hip to be trendy: 3-D movies return - U-Wire.com

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:10:00 GMT
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Column: Hip to be trendy: 3-D movies return - U-Wire.com

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:10:00 GMT
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“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

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Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


[Biff has just received his auto repair bill after crashing it into a manure truck]

Biff Tannen:
300 bucks? 300 bucks for a couple of dents? Hey, that's bullshit, Terry.

Terry:
No, Biff, it was *horseshit*! And it was all over your car! I had to pay old man Jones 80 bucks to haul it away!


Biff Tannen:
Old Man Jones! Probably re-sold it too. I oughtta get something for *that*!

Terry:
You want to get something for it! You can go inside and you can call Old Man Jones! If he wants to give you a refund, that's fine!



Movie: Gaam yuk fung wan(1987)


41671:
I always talk so loud. I talk loud. Doesn't mean I'm rude. Sir!



Movie: Quiet Fire(1991)


Jesse Palmer:
We need a room for the night.

Heather:
You freakin' or sleepin'?



Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


Neely O'Hara:
Makes a change from the fags you usually hang around with.

Helen Lawson:
At least I didn't have to marry one!

Neely O'Hara:
[after pulling off Helen Lawson's wig] It's a wig! Her hair's as fake as she is!



Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Ms. Beezlebub:
I love the smell of carbon monoxide in the morning.









Movie: The Original Kings of Comedy(2000)


Steve Harvey:
When you go to church that much when you're a kid, you don't really care for church that much. So what you got to do is find little things to like about church, that make you want to go. And the one thing I liked about my church might seem a little strange to you. But the one thing that made me want to go all the time was when I found out that there was people that cussed at the church. That might not do it for y'all, but dammit, that done it for me.



Movie: Talkin' Dirty After Dark(1991)


Rudy Ray:
It oughta be a law against two ugly people fucking, 'cause they bringing another ugly person in the world. And if you don't believe, me follow a ugly person home. Somebody ugly gonna answer the door, or won't nobody answer the door 'cause don't nobody wanna live with an ugly motherfucker.



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