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Movie: The Bachelor(1999)


[while listening to love song from Titanic]

Natalie:
What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?

Anne:
Nat, mind your own business



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Murray:
What happened to the apartment?

Oscar Madison:
It's been given the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Big Dan Teague:
So long boys. See you in the funny papers.



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Bullseye:
You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.



Movie: Taps(1981)


Brian Moreland:
Honor doesn't count for shit when you're looking at a dead little boy.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
Arbiter our savior! Stupid jackal, say thank you!




Movie: Dai-bosatsu tôge(1966)


Toranosuke Shimada:
The sword is the soul. Study the soul to know the sword. Evil mind, evil sword.



Movie: The One(2001)


Funsch:
I am a Multiverse agent.

Gabe:
You're a nut.

Funsch:
Hey, you're the one that's seeing yourself.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
Boy, I didn't know deers could... could do that, you know?



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Movie: Unbreakable(2000)



David Dunn:
I wanted to ask you a question. It's gonna sound a little strange, just think about it for a second, okay?

Audrey Dunn:
Okay.

David Dunn:
When's the last time I was sick? Do you remember?

Audrey Dunn:
Um, I don't know. It's been a while.

David Dunn:
I haven't been sick this year, I know that.

Audrey Dunn:
Okay.

David Dunn:
Do you remember me getting sick?

Audrey Dunn:
Um... not a specific day. What - what's this about?

David Dunn:
Audrey, do you remember me ever getting sick? In the three years we lived in this house? In the old apartment? Before Joseph was born? Before we ever got married?


Audrey Dunn:
I - I can't remember.

David Dunn:
Don't you think that's kind of weird, not remembering one cold or a fever or a sore throat? What do you think it means?

Audrey Dunn:
Um... I think it means probably too tired to remember.



Movie: Quick Millions(1931)


Jimmy Kirk:
Say, baby, what do you do with your spare moments?

Secretary:
I like to go to wrestling matches.





Movie: Tarzan(1999)


[repeated line]


Clayton:
Have we met?





Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Ajedrez:
[Sands burst through the door after picking the lock] You're gonna pay for that cop.

Sands:
Why doesn't my key work any more?

Ajedrez:
It's too small.



Movie: Talking to Americans (TV)(2001)


American:
[after hearing Canada wasn't on a 24-hour clock] Canada, please move to the 24-hour clock.





Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Reese Bobby:
Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh... I'll say hello to these swamp rats.


Frank:
You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep!

Reese Bobby:
You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!

Lucy Bobby:
Yeah, shut up, Frank!

Walker:
Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!

Walker:
Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.





Movie: Tag(2007)


Robert:
What's that shit say? What set is that?

Flip:
You're kidding me right?

Robert:
Does it look like I'm kidding you?

Flip:
It says Marina.





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Movie: Off Limits(1988)


Dix:
[confessing his crimes in third person] Dix had lead several succsessful missons and his general was ready to reward him... until he saw his tattoo... very working class... the general was so disgusted that he ensured Dix would never get his comisson. Of course he was married


[grunts]


Dix:
... whore... but he did love her... yes siree... killing her was the only way Dix could make the general feel like he did... for being cheated out of his comission. Their were others after her


[mimes shooting his gun]

Dix:
pow... pow... pow. Then he behaved... for years he behaved going from one godforsaken barracks to another.









Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


Crispina:
[27 Times] You're not a man of God!



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Lulu Plummer:
I can cross my eyes, wanna see?

Shane Wolfe:
No!


Lulu Plummer:
[crosses her eyes, then baby Tyler cries] He hates it when I do that.

Shane Wolfe:
I know the feeling.





Movie: One Night with the King(2006)


King Xerxes:
[Xerxes is returning from the training camp, having been gone for quite some time] Have you had a busy morning?

Queen Esther:
Not as busy as it could get.





Movie: Half-Life: Opposing Force (VG)(1999)


[Post-game 'conversation' with the G-Man, takes place in helicopter, flying through a desert canyon]

G-Man:
So, Corporal Shephard, we meet at last! Please, don't think that I've been avoiding you, a great many matters require my attention in these troubled times. I *do* hope you understand. Now, I require a further indulgence on your part. I cannot close my report until every loose end has been tied up. The biggest embarrassment has been Black Mesa facility... but I think that's finally taking care of itself.


[Bright flash of light, implying that the bomb you disabled has in fact gone off]

G-Man:
Quite so.


[Another flash of light. Now, the helicopter is flying through Xen]

G-Man:
But there is still the lingering matter of *witnesses*. I admit, I have a fascination with those who adopt and survive against all odds... they rather remind me of myself. If for no other reason, I have argued to..."preserve" you, for a time.



[Another flash of light. Now, the helicopter is flying through a pitch-black expanse with few tiny lights passing by]

G-Man:
While I believe a civil servant, like yourself, understands the importance of discretion, my employers are not quite so trusting. And rather than continually subjective to the *irresistible* human temptation of "Telling All", we have decided to convey you somewhere you can do no possible harm... and where no harm can come to you. I'm sure you can imagine there are worse alternatives...


[Fade to Black]

Ending Titles:
Subject: Shephard. Status: Detained. Further Evaluation Pending.



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