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Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Today's Movie News

A Tired Old Script: Web Movie Innovation Thwarted by Studios - Washington Post

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:29:00 GMT
Roku's device lets you stream movies straight to your TV, but frustratingly few titles are available. (Roku Via Associated Press) The latest plot twist in home movie viewing comes courtesy of a black box not much bigger than a VHS cassette. This $99 ...

Float through the evening at the 'Dive-In' movies - Spartanburg Herald-Journal

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:47:00 GMT
The Swim Center is giving families an opportunity to float around its pool and enjoy a movie. "Dive In" movies will be shown on the center's inflatable 14-foot screen the first Friday of each summer month starting this week. "We're trying to give ...

Just a Minute With: Gene Hackman on his retirement - Reuters

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:43:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (Reuters Life!) - Two-time Oscar winner Gene Hackman, who is considered one of the finest actors of his generation, says his acting days are over. The 78-year-old star of movies including "The French Connection" and "Unforgiven," who hasn ...

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Today's Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.


Kreese:
Out of commission.



Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
You go. We go.



Latest Movie News

The big exodus: Is the British film industry in crisis? - The Independent

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:56:00 GMT
Where has Britain's Oscar-winning actress Helen Mirren been working for the past few weeks? The answer isn't Pinewood, Shepperton or Ealing, but far away in Germany, where she has been playing Count Tolstoy's wife in Michael Hoffman's new movie, The ...

iTunes UK gets movie sales, 48hr-rentals u] - MacNN

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:24:00 GMT
Confirming earlier reports , Apple on Wednesday began offering film downloads and rentals to UK customers and doubled the period to watch rented movies from 24 hours to 48 hours. Movies from major film studios including 20th Century Fox, The Walt ...

Movies opening Friday - Detroit Free Press

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:23:00 GMT
"The Foot Fist Way": A tae kwon do instructor goes on a pilgrimage to meet his idol in this comedy. Rated R for strong language and some sexual content. "Mister Lonely": In Paris, a young American who works as a Michael Jackson look-alike meets ...

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Quotations for Today

Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: Zardoz(1974)


[first lines]

Arthur Frayn:
I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Latest Movie News

Just a Minute With: Gene Hackman on his retirement - Reuters

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:07:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (Reuters Life!) - Two-time Oscar winner Gene Hackman, who is considered one of the finest actors of his generation, says his acting days are over. The 78-year-old star of movies including "The French Connection" and "Unforgiven," who hasn ...

Using plastic wisely saves woman dough - Chicago Sun-Times

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:12:00 GMT
Chicagoan Julie Miklos, the 40-year-old mother of two young sons, including one with special needs, is disciplined when it comes to adhering to her family's budget. That's been more challenging amid higher gas and food prices, but strategically using ...

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