Daily Quotations
Today's Quotations:
Movie: Earthquake(1974)
Remy Royce-Graff:
You know, if it wasn't 7:30 in the morning I would have a drink.
Movie: Orgazmo(1997)
Lisa:
How could you have sex with all of those women?
Joe Young:
I didn't it was a stunt cock
Lisa:
A stunt cock? So you aren't touching all of those women's breasts?
Joe Young:
Oh no they're all just special effects
Lisa:
really?
Joe Young:
...no
Movie: Madame Bovary(1949)
Emma Bovary:
You scoundrel!
Lheureux:
I beg your pardon?
Emma Bovary:
You monster!
Lheureux:
It's hardly becoming, Madame Bovary, for a woman of your character to start calling names. I've tolerated your conduct for too long. The things I've witnessed! The cheating, the lying, the insatiable greed! What ininquities! What sordid passions! Your child and husband deceived! All morals abandoned! Every loyalty forsworn while you indulged yourself with any man that came your way!
Emma Bovary:
Oh, dont! Please!
Lheureux:
And now you call me names. I am in the business of making money, Madame Bovvary, a recognized, honorable profession, a profession which I am confident bears public comparison with yours.
Movie: Tarzan(1999)
Young Tarzan:
I'll be the best ape ever!
Movie: Sabretooth (V)(2002)
Trent Parks:
Truth or dare?
Lola Rodriguez:
Dare. No, I want truth.
Trent Parks:
You ever slept with a girl?
Casey Ballenger:
Okay, I'm going to bed. I'm kind of tired.
Lola Rodriguez:
No. Have you?
Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)
Valo:
You've got a fucking rhinoceros on your chest! What the hell did you do?
Ryan:
I just got a tattoo...
Valo:
It looks ri-Goddamn-diculous!
Movie: The Unborn(1991)
[attempting to calm a patient]
Dr. Richard Meyerling:
Rupture of the navel is common during pregnancy.
Today's Movie News
Hollywood box office plunges as snow hits pre-Christmas weekend - English Eastday
Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:07:00 GMT
Ticket sales at the box office in North America plunged this weekend as pre-Christmas snow undermined openings of two new movies starring Jim Carrey and Will Smith, according to ...
'Gaming share to double by FY10' - Business Standard
Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:48:00 GMT
Unlike common perception, Disney hasn’t bought out UTV. They have only invested 32 per cent which has triggered an open offer of 20 per cent. Disney has acquired these 20 per ...
Saudi Arabia 'may allow' cinemas after 30 yr ban - Daily News and Analysis
Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:03:00 GMT
LONDON: After a three-decade-long ban on cinemas, Saudi Arabia "may allow" the screening of selected movies in the Kingdom. The chief of Saudi Arabia's powerful religious police ...
In search of the silver lining - New Zealand Herald Blogs
Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:06:00 GMT
Matt Kennedy-Good will be known to some nzherald.co.nz readers from the Mongolian Rally Blog he wrote earlier this year. Fresh from that adventure he's embarked on one of a ...