Straight to the Quotations ...
Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?
Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)
Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.
Movie: L.I.E.(2001)
Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.
Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)
Alberta Marlow:
[
Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.
Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.
Movie: Vacation(1983)
Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.
Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)
Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.
Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?
Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.
Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?
Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!
Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.
Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...
Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?
Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.
Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)
[
opening Lines]
Walter Fane:
Hello.
Kitty Garstin:
Hello.
Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...
Kitty Garstin:
What?
Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.
Kitty Garstin:
Why not?
Movie: Darling(1965)
Diana Scott:
Imagine if...
Miles Brand:
What?
Diana Scott:
It took three.
Miles Brand:
Took three?
Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.
Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.
Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.
Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?
Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)
Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?
Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.
Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!
Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.
Movie: Madagascar(2005)
Marty the Zebra:
[
whispering] It's the man!
Movie: X-Men(2000)
Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?
Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?
Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.
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