Today's Lines from Movies:
Movie: Unforgiven(1992)
[
Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]
Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.
W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."
Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.
Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)
Eddie:
[
Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?
Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...
Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.
Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?
Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)
Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.
Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)
Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.
Miyagi:
What?
Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.
Miyagi:
Huh?
Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.
Miyagi:
But I did.
Daniel:
How?
Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.
Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.
Movie: Under Siege(1992)
Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.
Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.
Movie: Vacation(1983)
Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.
Movie: Van Helsing(2004)
Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...
Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.
Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.
Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.
Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.
Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.
Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?
Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.
Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.
Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.
Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?
Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)
Feng:
[
from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!
Chin:
What about the car?
Feng:
[
smiles] It's okay!
Chin:
[
puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?
Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.
Chin:
[
shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!
Feng:
It's a crime you being here!
Chin:
But I'm legal.
[
reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]
Chin:
See? I've got a permit.
Feng:
[
jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!
Chin:
[
puzzled again] I never said I was!
Feng:
[
groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!
Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)
Itsuki Tachibana:
[
to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.
Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)
Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.
Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?
Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.
Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?
Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!
Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.
Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...
Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?
Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.
Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)
Alberta Marlow:
[
Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.
Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.
Latest Movie NewsReceta de CopenheeringTue, 25 Mar 2008 14:23:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para Copenheering, con heering de la cereza,
vodka, el limón y el hielo machacado. 1 cereza del cl de la cáscara
3 del limón de la torcedura heering 3 que vodka del cl machacó
frialdad del hielo el cristal, después lo llenan de hielo machacado.
Mezcle el brandy de la cereza y la vodka junta, y vierta en el
cristal. Adorne con la cáscara del limón. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.
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