Lines from Movies Update

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.


Kreese:
Out of commission.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Today's Movie News

Sundance Opens With Hope For Indie Film - KPNews.com

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:27:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah (Reuters) - The 25th Sundance Film Festival opened on Thursday with founder Robert Redford sounding an optimistic note for cinematic art and an artful movie challenging audiences to laugh through the pain of an imperfect world. The ...

'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' pretty shopworn stuff - New York Daily News

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:15:00 GMT
Kevin James as Paul Blart in Columbia Pictures' comedy "Paul Blart: Mall Cop." Comedy about a guard who foils a mall robbery. With Kevin James . Director: Steve Carr (1:30). PG: Violence, crude humor, language. At area theaters. Wouldn't you like to ...

'My Bloody Valentine 3D' is absurdly violent, brutally funny - Detroit Free Press

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:18:00 GMT
The late 1970s and early 1980s were golden years for modern horror films. The idea behind movies like "Chopping Mall" or "The House on Sorority Row" was to entertain the audience with over-the top acts of violence. "My Bloody Valentine 3D" returns to ...

Your ticket to 2009: Big movies, big concerts and more - Cleveland Plain Dealer

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:05:00 GMT
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