Today's Lines from Movies

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Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


[Biff has just received his auto repair bill after crashing it into a manure truck]

Biff Tannen:
300 bucks? 300 bucks for a couple of dents? Hey, that's bullshit, Terry.

Terry:
No, Biff, it was *horseshit*! And it was all over your car! I had to pay old man Jones 80 bucks to haul it away!


Biff Tannen:
Old Man Jones! Probably re-sold it too. I oughtta get something for *that*!

Terry:
You want to get something for it! You can go inside and you can call Old Man Jones! If he wants to give you a refund, that's fine!



Movie: Gaam yuk fung wan(1987)


41671:
I always talk so loud. I talk loud. Doesn't mean I'm rude. Sir!



Movie: Quiet Fire(1991)


Jesse Palmer:
We need a room for the night.

Heather:
You freakin' or sleepin'?



Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


Neely O'Hara:
Makes a change from the fags you usually hang around with.

Helen Lawson:
At least I didn't have to marry one!

Neely O'Hara:
[after pulling off Helen Lawson's wig] It's a wig! Her hair's as fake as she is!



Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Ms. Beezlebub:
I love the smell of carbon monoxide in the morning.









Movie: The Original Kings of Comedy(2000)


Steve Harvey:
When you go to church that much when you're a kid, you don't really care for church that much. So what you got to do is find little things to like about church, that make you want to go. And the one thing I liked about my church might seem a little strange to you. But the one thing that made me want to go all the time was when I found out that there was people that cussed at the church. That might not do it for y'all, but dammit, that done it for me.



Movie: Talkin' Dirty After Dark(1991)


Rudy Ray:
It oughta be a law against two ugly people fucking, 'cause they bringing another ugly person in the world. And if you don't believe, me follow a ugly person home. Somebody ugly gonna answer the door, or won't nobody answer the door 'cause don't nobody wanna live with an ugly motherfucker.



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