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Movie: Action Jackson(1988)


Officer Kornblau:
So what's your name?

Albert:
A-Albert. A-Albert Smith.

Officer Lack:
Albert, your mother and father weren't by any chance brother and sister, were they?

Albert:
Hey man, what's gon' happen to me?

Officer Kornblau:
Oh, nothing. Uh, wel-nothing much, uh... you might have to endure a little session with, uh, Action Jackson.


Albert:
Wh-who's Axon...?

Officer Lack:
*Action*, Albert. *Action Jackson*.

Officer Kornblau:
Yeah, some say he didn't even have a mother. That some researchers at NASA created him to be the first man to walk on the moon without a space suit.

Officer Lack:
Mm-hmm.

Officer Kornblau:
Others say his mother was molested by Bigfoot and, uh, Jackson is their mutant offspring.

Officer Lack:
They bring in Jackson when they want to re-educate some young ne'er-do-well such as yourself, Albert.

Officer Kornblau:
Yeah, I remember one kid got re-educated so bad, his testicles climbed back up into his belly. Wouldn't come out.

Officer Lack:
They called it a medical miracle.

Officer Kornblau:
Yeah. Another kid, handcuffed to a chair; gnawed his own hand off like a trapped skunk, or wolverine, or somethin'.




Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
You wished for two of me?



Movie: The Onion Field(1979)


LAPD Captain:
Any man who gives up his gun to some punk is a coward. Any man who does can kiss his badge goodbye, if I can help it. You're policemen. Put your trust in God.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Clark:
I'm making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.



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Receta de Ekatherina Andreevna

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:52:00 +0000
Esto es una receta dulce para Ekatherina Andreevna, con la vodka de
Stolichnaya, el whisky del borbón y el jugo anaranjado. 1 porción de
vodka de Stolichnaya 1 porción de whisky del borbón 2 porciones de
jugo anaranjado puso siempre el hielo en cristal primero para
refrescar los mezcladores cuando se vierten. Servicio en un cristal
del coctel.

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Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:42:00 GMT
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Receta de Ekatherina Andreevna

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:52:00 +0000
Esto es una receta dulce para Ekatherina Andreevna, con la vodka de
Stolichnaya, el whisky del borbón y el jugo anaranjado. 1 porción de
vodka de Stolichnaya 1 porción de whisky del borbón 2 porciones de
jugo anaranjado puso siempre el hielo en cristal primero para
refrescar los mezcladores cuando se vierten. Servicio en un cristal
del coctel.

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Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Dominique:
You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.

Janet:
You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.



Movie: One Hour Photo(2002)


Nina Yorkin:
You've been doing my pictures for a long time.

Sy Parrish:
I almost feel like "Uncle Sy!"



Movie: Valiant(2005)


Bugsy:
How did you find us?

Charles De Girl:
Well, the was the plane and the explosion. And the screaming, and the pleading. More screaming. The begging, the crying, the whining, whinging, yelling, boohooing...

Valiant:
Yes, um, enough about that.

Bugsy:
Definitely, yes.



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Teri Parker:
[debating whether to use the phone] Be strong blabbermom, be strong.



Movie: Abe Lincoln: Freedom Fighter(1978)


Abe Lincoln:
If I had my way, we'd all be thinkin' more about human rights than we do about property rights!




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Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:26:00 GMT
Movies can refer to motion pictures, the art form of making a film or the motion picture industry. Films are made by recording images of actors and scenery using cameras, animation ...

Receta de Eenytini

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:32:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta dulce para Eenytini, con el licor de
Curacao, la ginebra, la soda 7-Up y el jugo de arándano azules. la
ginebra azul del jugo de arándano del licor el 1/2 onza de la soda el
1/2 onza Curacao de 1 onza 7-Up el 1/2 onza vierte curacao, la ginebra
y 7-up/sprite azules en una lata de la coctelera llenada del hielo,
remolino hasta que la lata es escarchada. Vierta en un cristal del
coctel. Repita esto con el arándano ...

Receta del coctel de Milano

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:45:00 +0000
Esto es una receta exquisita para el coctel de Milano, con ginebra, el licor de Galliano y el jugo de limón herbarios. licor herbario de 1 onza Galliano ginebra de 1 onza
el jugo de limón de 1 onza vierte el jugo de la ginebra, del galliano y de limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con hielo agrietado.
Sacuda bien, filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

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Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Frank T.J. Mackey:
Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fucking Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby.



Movie: X2(2003)


Wolverine:
Who am I?

William Stryker:
If you knew the kind of person you used to be, the work we did together... People don't change, Wolverine. You were an animal then and you're an animal now. I just gave you claws.



Movie: Magic(1978)


Corky:
I tried to stop him.

Fats:
Tried... tried... ya failed!




Movie: Underestimating Jake(2001)


Jake Evans:
Aw, cwap!



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)



Zach Braff:
This is one of two green screen shots in the movie; so Natalie could feel right at home.



Movie: Tangled(2001)


[David is flying a kite.]

Alan:
Hey, I was looking all over for you and I figured you'd be here. Look, I made my own kite!


[Holds up his kite, which reads "I AM AN" followed by many photocopies of a butt]

Alan:
I am an ass. Yes, that is my own ass and the people at Kinko's weren't too happy, but that's nothing a little Windex won't take care of, right?




Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
Don't be a fool and wrap your tool.



Movie: East Is East(1999)


[Annie meets Tariq and Abdul's brides to be]

Auntie Annie:
[sarcastic] Is it these two. They're bleedin' gorgeous. You're lucky you pair aren't ya. Landin' a couple of belters like these.




Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


[Pugsley is strapped in the electric chair]

Wednesday:
[Cranking the switches] It has to warm up.

Pugsley:
Why?


Wednesday:
So it can kill you.

Pugsley:
I knew that.



Movie: Oh, God! You Devil(1984)


Bobby Shelton:
Who are you?



[the Devil sticks up his thumb, and a flame comes out of it, like a cigarette lighter. He lights his cigar with that flame and then extinguishes that flame by blowing on that thumb]

Bobby Shelton:
My God!

The Devil:
Guess again.



Movie: xXx(2002)


Gibbons:
So are you going to get on the plane or is 'Kiss my ass, Scarface?' your final answer?



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
[Chris has discovered Lee waiting for him in his room] Thought you were looking for the Johnson brothers?



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Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:32:00 GMT
Reese Witherspoon found starring opposite Vince Vaughn in Four Christmases one of the great challenges of her career. Witherspoon tells SheKnows all about it. Keep in mind, Witherspoon has an Oscar for her portrayal of June Cash in Walk the Line ...

Receta del este del coctel #2 de la India

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:20:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta el tentar para el coctel del este de la
India # 2, con el jerez seco, vermú seco y bitters. 1 bitters seco de
la rociada del vermú seco 1 del jerez 1 el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza
revuelve todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un cristal del
coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

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