Quotations for Today

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)


Chris:
So, when the babysitter looked more closely at the kids, she saw that... THEY HAD NO FACES!

Sarah:
Oh my God!

Chris:
Just a pool of mushy goo!

Sarah:
Like spaghetti-O's?

Chris:
Spaghetti-O's with meat!




Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Mr. Brownlow:
The law assumes that your wife acts under your direction.


Mr. Bumble:
If the law supposes that, then the law is a ass, a idiot! If that's the eye of the law, then the law is a bachelor. And the worst I wish the law is that his eye may be opened by experience.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


[watching Linus trapped on the upper floor by security guards]

Virgil Malloy:
Shouldn't someone help him?

Basher:
Oh, that's a good idea, Rabbit. Let's hop out of the van and we can all get nicked!



Movie: Kaante(2002)


Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
[Speaking to Ajju] Who gave you the passport to come here.



Movie: Used Cars(1980)


Jim the Mechanic:
Maroon car, my ass. This motherfucker's red.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
Wanna play with an innocent girl like me? You bad boy!




Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns (TV)(1999)


Bert Bagnell:
The race will be one circle to the track, to that there flag! And try not to cheat too much!



Movie: Under Fiesta Stars(1941)


[last lines]

Tadpole:
How do you ask a girl to take a walk in Spanish?

Young senorita:
You just take her like this...


[she takes his arm]


Young senorita:
...and start your walkin'.

Gene Autry:
Hey, Tadpole, I thought you were a woman-hater.

Tadpole:
Sure I am - this one's different.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Doctor:
Mr. Belrose?

Tick:
Yes?

Doctor:
It's a boy.



Movie: X2(2003)


Senator Kelly:
[Mystique in disguise] Mr. Stryker, do you really want to turn this into some kind of war?

William Stryker:
I was pilotin' Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Vietnam while you were suckin' on your mama's tit at Woodstock, Kelly. Don't lecture me about war. This already is a war.



Movie: The Affair of the Necklace(2001)


Jeanne St. Remy de Valois:
In the eyes of God and the world, I wanted my life to be as it should have been.




Movie: Out of Sight(1998)


Jack Foley:
Hey! Sign says "shut the fuck up," or can't you fellas read?


[points to a sign that says "Quiet Please"]

Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
The fuck you talkin' to man? You got a problem over there, Foley?


Jack Foley:
Yeah, I got a problem: this is the dumbest fuckin' shakedown in the history of dumb shakedowns. Five hundred bucks for a pillow?



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