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Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


[the cast of "Red, White And Blaine" is in its first rehearsal]

Corky St. Clair:
I'd like you to close your eyes now, and I'd like you to try something, all right? Now what are you thinkin', what are you feeling right now, with your eyes closed


[Blows in Dr. Pearl's ear]

Dr. Allan Pearl:
I feel a bree... a... you're blowing in my ear.

Corky St. Clair:
Okay, all right, but you see you jumped... to a conclusion!

Dr. Pearl:
Oh!


Corky St. Clair:
See, what I'm asking for is... your first feeling... was not that I was blowing on you. It was more like... Virgin Isles, or... Bahamanian...

Dr. Pearl:
Oh...

Corky St. Clair:
Or... Arubian...



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Darkman:
[to conference attendees after crashing through a skyscraper window] Excuse me.



Movie: Obsessive Love (TV)(1984)


Glenn Stevens:
I told you - don't call me here!



Movie: X-Men: Next Dimension (VG)(2002)


Cyclops:
Heart is what wins battles.



Movie: A Zed & Two Noughts(1985)


Alba Bewick:
I am about to become a mother, and you are about to become a father... or fathers.

Oswald Deuce:
You what?

Oliver Deuce:
You are?

Alba Bewick:
I am.

Oswald Deuce:
Good lord.


Oliver Deuce:
You can?

Alba Bewick:
Of course! Is leglessness a form of contraception?

Oswald Deuce:
I'm not sure.

Alba Bewick:
You're not sure!

Oswald Deuce:
I'm delighted!

Alba Bewick:
You are delighted!


[suspiciously]

Alba Bewick:
A pregnant cripple and you are delighted? Think of what it will do to my sense of balance!


Oswald Deuce:
It might help! Give you more stability.

Alba Bewick:
Then you recommend it? Recommendation's one thing. A womb on crutches is another.

Oliver Deuce:
So... who's the father?

Alba Bewick:
Well, well, well. Why don't you discuss it between yourselves?

Oliver Deuce:
Why, don't you know?

Alba Bewick:
Grand dieu! Does an animal behaviorist need to ask such questions? As far as I'm concerned, you both are.

Oswald Deuce:
But you...

Alba Bewick:
NO BUTS!



[smiling]

Alba Bewick:
You're brothers, aren't you? What's a few spermatozoa among brothers!



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Pete:
The Preacher said it absolved us.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.


Delmar O'Donnell:
But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.



Movie: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (TV)(1998)


Richard the Copy Guy:
Tom! Tommy! The Tomster! Tom-Man. Tom Tom!

Tom:
Hey, Richard, just making copies.

Richard the Copy Guy:
The Tomster, makin' copies! Mr. Tom! Tom-E!



Movie: Year of the Bull(2003)


Taurean Charles:
I don't care how big you are, 6'7'' and 350 pounds, nobody talks about my sister.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Marcus Burnett:
Mike. Go downstairs and have a Coke and smile.



Movie: xXx(2002)


Xander Cage:
These monkeys are following me because I just stole this car... obviously it's not mine, it ain't my style.



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