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Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Stumpy:
Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding? Ya I don't want credit for it but they keep on giving it to me...



Movie: Hair-Raising Hare(1946)


Bugs Bunny:
[Bugs first sees Gossamer, turns around, makes funny faces and holds up a signs that says "yipe!" in small lettering, and then turns the sign around which says "YIPE!" in large lettering]



Movie: Oldboy(2003)


Mi-do:
Dae Su. In front of me is some kind of box. He's telling me to open it. It's the same violet box...

Dae-su Oh:
No! No Mi-do don't. Don't open it no matter what. Or something terrible will happen.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Mrs. Peatree:
Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."

Amy:
I was doing research.

Mrs. Peatree:
I'll bet.



Movie: The Acid House(1998)


Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
[about to be breast-fed] Phwoar, ya dirty cunt, ye. You've got some set a' jugs on ye, right enough, doll. Business gear.



Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)


Meg Boyd:
Now, my friends Sister and Doris, they like baseball... but they don't suffer so!



Movie: One Special Night (TV)(1999)


Robert:
Merry Christmas Millie.


[Catherine smiles]

Catherine:
Merry Christmas Howard.


[they both smile, and kiss]



Movie: Absolute Zero (TV)(2005)


David:
Science is never wrong.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Thurgood Jenkins:
I love weed, LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy!



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


[Marty is checking to see if all the parts of the time machine are working before he takes off]

Marty McFly:
Time circuits on. Engine running. Flux Capacitor... fluxxing. All right!


[the engine stops suddenly]



Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)


Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
[commenting on the special standard for her training] I mean really sir, why don't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base?

C.O. Salem:
Did you just have a brain fart, Lieutenant?


Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Begging your pardon, sir?

C.O. Salem:
Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? Because if you did, I would call that a bona fide brain fart, and I resent it when people FART inside my office!

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
I think you've resented me from the start, sir.

C.O. Salem:
What I resent, Lieutenant, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment. What I resent, is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for all of my men. The ob-gyn I now have to keep on staff just to keep track of your personal pap smears. But most of all what I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your GODDAMN FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES! Does it?

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
No, sir.

C.O. Salem:
"No, sir" WHAT?

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
The shape doesn't bother me. Just the goddamn sweet stench.



Movie: "1-800-Missing"(2003)


Jess Mastriani:
Nice neighborhood for the slave trade.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
Come on. We'll be less conspicuous on foot. Just two girlfriends out for a walk.

FBI Agent Antonio Cortez:
What does that make me?

Jess Mastriani:
You could be our stalker.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
I've been through that phase with him.

FBI Agent Antonio Cortez:
What are you talking about? You stalked *me*.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
You should do something about that memory of yours.


Jess Mastriani:
You know, I figure if I just keep getting into dangerous situations with you two long enough, I'll find out what really happened between you.

FBI Agent Nicole Scott:
Better if you don't.

FBI Agent Antonio Cortez:
You couldn't stand it.



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