Lines from Movies Update

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Alex the Lion:
I feel like a mile-high, pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky!



Movie: Off Limits(1988)


Dix:
You're floatin' in a big sea of shit and instead of just stayin' in the boat, no, you reach out and you pick up this one little turd and you say "This turd, well THIS turd pisses me off. I'm gonna do somethin' about THIS turd!"



Movie: The Original Kings of Comedy(2000)


D.L. Hughley:
Nobody love God like black folks. Black folks love us some God. Jesus was black. If Jesus was black, the apostles were black, 'cause wouldn't no 12 white men follow no brother. Not unless they was the police and Jesus had a warrant, huh? They ain't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he was black. Jesus first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now, if that ain't black folk shit, I don't know what is. "Lord, we done run outta wine!" "Now normally, I don't do this, but, uh... go on head, keep the party goin."



Movie: Pale Rider(1985)


Teddy Conway:
Where are you going Mr Hull?

Hull Barret:
I'm going into town

Teddy Conway:
Ain't that kinda dumb after what happened last time?



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
Well, Let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken



Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Will:
[Will is in the supermarket. His father's song "Santa's Super Sleigh" begins to play over the speakers]

Will:
Ah, shit! It can't be. November the sodding 19th... Six weeks before Christmas and already they were playing the bloody thing.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Frank Waller:
[referring to Dundee's planned expedition] I feel it's my responsibility to report to General Carleton what I believe to be an irresponsible and reckless action.

Maj. Amos Dundee:
Do your worst.

Capt. Frank Waller:
You could be shot for this, Amos.


Maj. Amos Dundee:
My executioners will have to stand *in line*.



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