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Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)



Smiley:
Ford, I'll take her with me, I swear I will.



Movie: Off Limits(1988)


Dix:
Here my confession Sister... like a priest



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Judge Ephriam:
Bryan, does she watch your kids?

Brian Simmons:
Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her.

Judge Ephriam:
Really?


[Looks over at Nikki]

Judge Ephriam:
Stand up Nikki.


[Nikki stands up]


Judge Ephriam:
Mable Simmons, since you can't seem to act like you have any sense except when you're caring for somebody, meet Nikki Grady. You're her new foster mother.

Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
The hell I am! I dont - huh! - hell naw! It's a reason why god put a woman through menopause, I'm past 60... you know what that means? After that time you're not supposed to be bogged with no kids. I'm sorry, I will kill that lil girl... I don't know her...

Nikki:
So, You ugly anyway, old lady!

Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
She tryna get me the electric chair already.

Judge Ephriam:
Either you're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.

Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. Lock me up, hell, I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell fightin' for my *virginity* than to be sittin' there dealin' with this.

Brian Simmons:
She'll be a great foster mother, your honor.



Movie: On the Waterfront(1954)


Edie:
What kind of saint hides in a church?



Movie: Halifax f.p: My Lovely Girl (TV)(1995)



Reporter:
I only quote what I hear.

Dr Jane Halifax:
Quote this, you're a mindless prick!



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