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Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Cornwall:
Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him.

Devon:
How can you be so cold-blooded?

Cornwall:
Easy, I'm a reptile.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)



Jason Nesmith:
It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one.



Movie: X2(2003)


Professor X:
William.

William Stryker:
Please, Xavier, don't get up.



[electronic static]

William Stryker:
I call it the neural inhibitor. It keeps you outta here.

Professor X:
What have you done with Scott?

William Stryker:
Don't worry. I'm just giving him a little reeducation. Of course, you know all about that, don't you?

Professor X:
William, you wanted me to cure your son. But mutation is not a disease.

William Stryker:
You're lying. You were more frightened of him than I was. You know, just one year after Jason returned from your school... my wife - you see he resented us. He blamed us for his condition. So he would toy with our minds... projecting visions and scenarios into our brains. Well, my wife, in the end... she took a power drill to her left temple in an attempt to bore the images out. My boy, the great illusionist.


[crackling]


Professor X:
For someone who hates mutants... you certainly keep some strange company.

William Stryker:
Oh, they serve their purpose... as long as they can be controlled.

Professor X:
You arranged the attack on the president.

William Stryker:
You didn't even have to read my mind. You know, I've been working with mutants as long as you have, Xavier... but the most frustrating thing I've learned is that nobody really knows how many even exist or how to find them - except you. Unfortunately this little potion won't work on you, will it? You're much too powerful for that. Instead we'll go right to the source. Allow me to introduce mutant 143. The fluid secreted by his brain acts as a mind-controlling agent.


[machinery hissing]

William Stryker:
But that's only where it begins.

Professor X:
Jason. Oh, my God, William. This is your son. What have you done to him?

William Stryker:
No, Charles! My son is dead... just like the rest of you.



[hissing continues, Xavier gasps]



Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


Forrest Taft:
I guess it doesn't really matter since I kind of blew up all the evidence.



Movie: The Earthling(1980)


[first lines]

Australian Customs Agent:
Next please. Now what's the purpose of your visit?

Patrick Foley:
Uh - passing through.



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